The Ignorables
I’ve heard Pixar are making a new animation next year called ‘The Ignorables’, it’s about a bunch of SMB’s who have failed to grasp the basic concepts of Social Media, and who keep pumping out content...
View ArticleArrrrr Bisto, you patronising bastard
So the new Bisto advert wants us all to get together for one night a week, all sit at the table and eat ‘proper’ food, with a ‘proper’ gravy. Take a look below if you haven’t seen it already. Well...
View ArticleIn a 2012 Style
I’m not trying to be cool, but I don’t even know what the Diamond Jubilee is, don’t get me wrong I’ve got nothing against the Royal Family, if pushed I’d probably give them a 6 out of 10. I like Prince...
View Article10 Things our Grandchildren will laugh at
I predict that in the in the year 2063 the following things will be found humorous by our grandchildren: 1. Wires 2. Coins 3. CD’s 4. The Internet as a ‘seperate thing’ to the rest of your life 5....
View ArticleBreakfast in Time & Motion
Colin Hayward from Monogram Digital told me the other day that he has Smoked Salmon and Egg on toast for breakfast each day. He explained to me that; “while it takes a little longer to prepare than a...
View ArticleTotally un-‘Inspired’ thanks…
Let me tell you why this; Virgin Media | ‘Inspired’ TV ad is the most infuriating advert on TV at the moment. Quick bit of background, I’m completely Paloma Faith Intolerant, this means when I hear her...
View ArticleThink Small
Have you need outside recently? The world is a big place, there’s nearly 7 billion people in it, and most of them are in the supermarket right now, buying stuff, mostly stuff they don’t need, that they...
View ArticleCitizen Connections
After nearly 10 years I’ve finally decided to update the Citizen Logo, this is only my third logo over the last 17 years, it’s one of those things that I never get time to do, and it’s so precious to...
View ArticleA Simple Free Workflow for Naming Apps & Companies
Coming up with App or Company names is a tough job, the first thing you think of is aways taken, terrible or massively pretentious. You can struggle for days, and then one day you’ll be watching The...
View Article5 Essential Things to Know Before Hiring a Freelance Graphic Designer
So you need a Graphic Designer to brand, market or launch your vision, there’s a few ways to find one, firstly you could open the window and hire the first person who walks past with a beard, secondly...
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